hi matt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannah51504
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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it's matt! WOW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxixe007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Matt with a mat πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M10nemo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Remember Matt Damon?

I met a stranger oβ€Œβ€Œn tβ€Œβ€Œhe tβ€Œβ€Œube tβ€Œβ€Œhe oβ€Œβ€Œther dβ€Œβ€Œay. He didn't say 'hello', as a normal person might. Instead, he sβ€Œβ€Œaid, "β€Œβ€ŒRemember Matt Damon".

That seems a little bit weird... but it gets weirder. The next day, I passed the same fellow on the street, while I was out walking my dog. He called out to me once again, "Remember Matt Damon".

But I finally cracked it and called the cops after the SAME guy tβ€Œβ€Œapped oβ€Œβ€Œn mβ€Œβ€Œy bedroom wβ€Œβ€Œindow, aβ€Œβ€Œt 1β€Œβ€Œ1.30 pm last nβ€Œβ€Œight. He called to me, loud enough for me to clearly hear him through the glass, "β€Œβ€ŒRemember Matt Damon."

My conversation with the police then went like this:

Me: Officer, I think I have a stalker.

Policeman: can you tell me anything about this person?

Me: Well... uhhh... he reminds me of Matt Damon...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a bouncer named matt?

A doormatt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowronie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Matt Murdock challenged Wilson Fisk, or, one can say...

Daredevil dared evil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksdesh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Jake, Alex, and Matt are preparing for a wedding. Jake tells Alex, β€œI tried on a new suit today.” Alex responds, β€œHas Matt?”

Jake says, β€œNo, just a regular suit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Thought this belonged here =]. -Matt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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The Mat to Matt i.imgur.com/rFjwR55
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πŸ‘€︎ u/missdrywit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Matt: Hey man, I'm so tired of people walking all over me.

Art: At least they don't leave you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What did they call the movie where Matt Damon looks for thrift store treasures?

Goodwill Hunting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Edited because I used the darker version by mistake

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Matt Demon everybody!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWosabi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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In a recent interview, Matt Damon admitted that he hates one of his most popular movie characters.

He wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I feel bad for anyone with the name Matt.

People are always walking all over Matt's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adrous
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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"Should I call you Matt or Matthew?"

"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proletarium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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My friend Matt is obsessed with becoming a picador.

Mattadores bullfighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Matt LeBlanc won't be very good as the new Top Gear host...

because he will always be stuck in second gear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasauruss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Don't Matt-down my pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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I saw Matt Damon looking for a thrift shop the other day.

He was Goodwill hunting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themanwithahorse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Your welcome mat vs you're welcome matt youtu.be/KYVrJHTV1HU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zesty54321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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I told Matt Bellamy a pun once

He wasn't really aMUSEd, though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsVigil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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A punny conversation using every title from Matt Damon's filmography. stopdropro.wordpress.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RJayaraman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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My dad's reaction to the news about Richard Matt

One down, no Sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Matt and Trey from South Park

must really feel like they dodged a bullet right now

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So my friend, Matt, from interstate had stayed at our house for a few weeks...

During the goodbyes my Dad said "We'll make sure to put out a welcome... Matt next time you come down".

After a few seconds to unravel the monstrosity that had just left my Dad's mouth, we groaned and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/al-schinanigans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He wishes he was never Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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