A company started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...
The prophets were through the roof!
I got an anti-fatigue mat for my desk.
I couldn't stand to work without it.
Dad: Have you heard of duh mat huh? Son: What's duh mat huh?
NOTHING!
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
The Mat to Matt i.imgur.com/rFjwR55
I had a part time job at the crash mat factory...
It was just something to fall back on
I'm in this new business of producing prayer mats with built in ejector seats...
So far the prophets are soaring.
My wife is upset that I got a hemp mat for our patio.
She claims it’s a gateway rug.
I recently came across a business opportunity to produce bombs disguised as prayer mats.
The salesman assured me the prophets would go through the roof!
I used to collect crash mats
I don’t anymore, but it’s nice to have something to fall back on.
Start a shop selling rugs, mats etc. Call it...
Carpet Diem
A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
Your welcome mat vs you're welcome matt youtu.be/KYVrJHTV1HU
My dad got us a new mat imgur.com/OBXFJLg
How many yoga mats does techno man have?
Four on the floor.
What did the door knob say to the new welcome mat?
"Hi you must be Matt." The mat replies "Haha, you're so dorky" "No I've just got a little door key in me."
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Did you hear about the business selling land mines disguised as prayer mats?
The prophets are through the roof!
I just started a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
The welcome mat is a gateway rug.
