I've started a business selling landmines, disguised as doormats.
The prophets are going through the roof.
Conversation between the Doormat and the Paint on the wall... Punny video! youtube.com/watch?v=I70S3…
I phoned up my interior designer.
"The carpet by the front of my house is ruined. I'm livid," I told him.
He said, "Have you got a doormat?"
I said, "How else do you think people get in?! And my name isn't Matt."
