Welcome Mat Puns

Also works as a Welcome Mat.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 28 2018

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Your welcome mat vs you're welcome matt youtu.be/KYVrJHTV1HU

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Zesty54321

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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The welcome mat is a gateway rug.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/TheWholeDamnInternet

📅︎ Feb 11 2017

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What did the door knob say to the new welcome mat?

"Hi you must be Matt." The mat replies "Haha, you're so dorky" "No I've just got a little door key in me."

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/mclevin05

📅︎ Mar 22 2015

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