27 Hilarious Mat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A company started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...

The prophets were through the roof!

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👤︎ u/PianoSchmo

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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I got an anti-fatigue mat for my desk.

I couldn't stand to work without it.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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Matt with a mat 🤷🏽‍♂️

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👤︎ u/M10nemo

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Dad: Have you heard of duh mat huh? Son: What's duh mat huh?

NOTHING!

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👤︎ u/aGoatNamedScape

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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👤︎ u/Arceist_Justin

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Also works as a Welcome Mat.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 28 2018

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It’s a door mat

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👤︎ u/KareemSaysHi

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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The Mat to Matt i.imgur.com/rFjwR55

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👤︎ u/missdrywit

📅︎ Jul 27 2017

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Floor mat

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👤︎ u/chickenlicken865

📅︎ May 16 2019

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I had a part time job at the crash mat factory...

It was just something to fall back on

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👤︎ u/TerrySlews

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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I'm in this new business of producing prayer mats with built in ejector seats...

So far the prophets are soaring.

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👤︎ u/Purtassium

📅︎ May 04 2019

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My wife is upset that I got a hemp mat for our patio.

She claims it’s a gateway rug.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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I recently came across a business opportunity to produce bombs disguised as prayer mats.

The salesman assured me the prophets would go through the roof!

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👤︎ u/Mrmatt04

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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I used to collect crash mats

I don’t anymore, but it’s nice to have something to fall back on.

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👤︎ u/Dead-Noise

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Start a shop selling rugs, mats etc. Call it...

Carpet Diem

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👤︎ u/masterconjuror

📅︎ Feb 11 2016

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Your welcome mat vs you're welcome matt youtu.be/KYVrJHTV1HU

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👤︎ u/Zesty54321

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives

I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"

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👤︎ u/metnem

📅︎ May 30 2018

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My dad got us a new mat imgur.com/OBXFJLg

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👤︎ u/ENT_titled

📅︎ Sep 07 2013

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How many yoga mats does techno man have?

Four on the floor.

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👤︎ u/DisastroVan

📅︎ Feb 15 2017

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I opened a small business selling landmines that looked like prayer mats.

Prophets went through the roof.

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👤︎ u/Zamibe

📅︎ Oct 23 2015

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The Prayer Mat Salesman

My dad tells me this prayer mat salesman started putting bombs in the mats.

"His prophets are going through the roof "

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👤︎ u/Para11axis

📅︎ Jan 20 2015

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What did the door knob say to the new welcome mat?

"Hi you must be Matt." The mat replies "Haha, you're so dorky" "No I've just got a little door key in me."

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👤︎ u/mclevin05

📅︎ Mar 22 2015

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I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/Shi-Rokku

📅︎ May 03 2020

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Did you hear about the business selling land mines disguised as prayer mats?

The prophets are through the roof!

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👤︎ u/donegal-Hospital

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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I just started a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/BossRediter87

📅︎ Jul 19 2018

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I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/tchavez34135

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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The welcome mat is a gateway rug.

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👤︎ u/TheWholeDamnInternet

📅︎ Feb 11 2017

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