The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMoops
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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth

He eventually came around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How do we know that the earth isn't flat?

If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...

... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fhogrefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Flat earth
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There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.

They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrP8978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's making the Earth flat?

The hot solid iron under our feet!

(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?

Trouter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnb1114
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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How do we know the Earth is flat?

It doesn't wear a bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZubinB
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a flat earth rap?

A disc track

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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but also, the earth is flat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled

It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?

Please help me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyCreeper23
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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The Earth is Fat not Flat
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why is the flat earth society becoming more popular?

they got members all around the globe.

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I once met a flat earthier who was really excited to tell me everything about the flat earth (not knowing that I believed in a round earth)

I told him, β€œwoah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlehavj
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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What do you call a male student's society sharing a common belief in a flat earth?

A flaternity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelpan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What's a flat Earths greatest fear

It's sphere its self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryguy1167
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The earth was flat...

Until they buried your mom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeytoast123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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If flat earthers decided to walk the earth to prove their point, they’d come around. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomayto_tomaahto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Do flat-earthers believe Earth is a planet?

They do, but the "t" in "planet" is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faxicura
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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If the earth was really flat

Would Cuba then be called "Squar-a"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2pointoh_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I used to be a flat earth believer

But then I came around

-edited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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There are over 60,000 flat earth believers

They are found around the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.

Say that again. But slowly.

playing the worlds smallest violin

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Where is the flat earth headquarter's located at?

on the other side of the globe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvoyEx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A flat earther told me his theory on why the Earth is flat...

It was revolutionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagmonster55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The earth’s flat?!

Back in my day, it was carbonated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radiv27297
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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God I really hope the earth be flat...

cuz i’m tired of being ROUND these guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skimboorder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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It seems only natural that the Flat Earth theory

is not gathering any momentum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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I'm not part of the Flat Earth Society, but I'm part of the Flat Tire Society.

You can usually find us on the side of the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdOxygen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I just got kicked out of the flat earth society

I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.

He'll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Vapor_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove the earth as flat

I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove that the world was flat by going to the edge. In the end, he came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerLP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.

He finally came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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The flat earth society has members all around the globe...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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If the earth is flat...

Then why do we walk around and dont walk aflat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistOnFire
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