I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
What do you call a floating joke?
I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?
Bob.
(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied,
"The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
What do you call a floating dog?
Found floating through r/memes
What would you call a floating Beyonce?
What do you call a floating head whose life has no meaning?
Why are dogs so good at floating?
Because they are good buoys🐶🌊
What do you call a floating potato?
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
Just woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming I was floating in an Ocean of Orange Soda.
Then I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.
What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?
Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
What do you call a potato floating through outer space?
Two astronauts spot some cheese floating around...
"Hey look, it's space debrie!"
I couldn't realise why the baseball was just floating in the air.
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by floating it in water?
If it floats it's boy ant
My boss came into the office and poured us all shots to celebrate the birth of his daughter. I asked why the liquor had little bits of gold floating around in it, and he explained it was Goldschläger
Pleasure to meet you, Floating!
Two balloons are floating through the air. One balloon says to the other, “watch out for that cactus!”
The other balloon says, “what cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”
Most places can't support floating markets, but this Vietnamese city
2 balloons are floating in the desert
one says to the other, - Careful, there is a cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssss
A bit of oil was floating in a puddle creating a swirly rainbow effect
What do you call a nose floating in space?
What do you call a person floating up and down in a lake?
Bob.
What do you call his cousin who does the same in the ocean?
David....
David Buoy...
This ship looks like it's floating!
Out to dinner with my family and my brother is browsing reddit on his phone. He sees this image and says "Whoa! It looks like this ship is floating!" Without missing a beat dad chimes in "Well I'd sure hope it's floating."
I walked into the kitchen to find yet another yoghurt floating in mid-air.
I've had enough of these Paranormal Activia.
A wooden box was floating in the sea and no body knows it. Why?
Because it's a sea-crate.
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?
What do you call a dead man floating on a lake?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating around in the ocean?
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is floating in water?
What do you call a dog floating in the pool?
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