Did you hear about the dog who spent seven days floating in the ocean?
A floating memory of the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue
I love watching my dog floating around when he swims.
What do you call a small soda without a tiny apple floating inside?
how do you know if a penny is floating upwards?
It's a cent
De cent joke right?
Eh, just my two cents
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta-sea.
Quickly, the young ghost deleted his browser history as he heard his parents floating up to his room.
The shame he would feel was too much to bear if they knew he was watching “2 Ghouls, 1 Cup”.
I was confused the other day when everything in my living room just started floating to the ceiling..
I guess I just didn't understand the gravity of the situation..
There's a review floating around the internet saying that the new Mtn Dew Fruit Quake soda tastes like Michael's Craft stores smell. Which is interesting because I just tried Chick Fil A's autumn spice shake and told my wife that it tastes like Hobby Lobby.
Craft beverages are really taking off, I guess.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
What do you call a floating spud?
I met a really interesting woman in an abandoned house, and when we met, she sent chills down my spine. She moved so gracefully, that it was almost like she was floating. I thought we really hit it off, so I left her my number, but I never heard back from her.
I guess she’s ghosting me.
My wife’s back pain got better after we visited the beach and she picked up an item floating in the water…
She found a massage in a bottle.
What keeps a dock floating above water?
What's The Similarity Between A Balloon Floating In Midair And A Vagrant?
They both have no visible means of support.
What do you call a cow with a halo floating in space?
Holly cow thats out of this world.
(Idk if this has been posted yet so-)
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
I saw Cat Stevens’ boat floating uncontrolled down the river
Apparently his mooring had broken.
What do you get when you place a crown on top of two military vehicles floating in a tasty noodle dish?
What do you call a fire floating on water?
I had an amazingly realistic dream last night that I was just floating on water effortlessly...
I guess it was an Otter Body Experience...
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
Found floating through r/memes
What would you call a floating Beyonce?
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied,
"The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers
I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me
Why are dogs so good at floating?
Because they are good buoys🐶🌊
What do you call a potato floating through outer space?
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
Most places can't support floating markets, but this Vietnamese city
Two astronauts spot some cheese floating around...
"Hey look, it's space debrie!"
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I had a dream last night that I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a Fanta sea.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda…
It was more of a Fanta sea
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is floating in the ocean?
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a Fanta sea.
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
What do you call a floating dog?
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?
What do you call a floating potato?
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