Snowflake Puns

It's hard to drive when too many of them get piled up on the roads.

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

I love being mentally challenged

I think I'm a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you.

Snowflakes...

Snowballs

One is really fast and the other is stationery.

(I just thought of this one, but it probably already exists in some form because I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake)

Backstory: I had bought a set of nice Nespresso coffee cups for my parents for Christmas (original, I know). But these aren't your standard, chunky, ceramic Christmas mugs with snowflakes or Santas, but actually something for the type of coffee fanatics that spend their money on Clooney's kind of blend, what else?

So - having dessert; cake, coffee, the whole shabang.

Me, inspecting one of said cups: "I'm glad I actually found a set that doesn't stay in the cupboard all year like literally every other mug you've ever gotten from anyone."

Mom, eating cake: "Mm-hmm."

Me: "Like, these are actually really nice. I like the pattern around the base and how they're round and square at the same time."

Mom, between bites: "They're very nice."

Suddenly, Dad, eating his cake completely silently up until this point: "You should take a picture of them. Might make for a pretty cool mugshot."

Cue me barely managing to swallow my coffee, Mom chuckling into her cup and both our subsequent groans

Snowflakes