I was talking to my choir teacher and she asked me if Icing well.

I told her I don't work in a bakery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?

A boo meringue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?

I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcwehner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I used to be in a band called "Icing"

We covered Cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumberpaul
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The pun here is really just the icing on the cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phut-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I was quarantined after I tried to put icing on some cake.

They wanted to prevent risk of spreading confection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My doctor said I should be icing my broken finger to help the swelling go down... Am I doing it right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mystimel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing

It was filling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.

He needed time to thaw out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivrak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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my local airport was de-icing the frozen plane
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Other people: "So you like ice puns?"

Me: "Hail yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWinterPrince52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Best 'ice' puns. Go!

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance πŸ™πŸΌ Have a punderful day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnrqz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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An ice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My 10 Year Old is Constantly Punny

He said "Remember all those ice puns I did the other day? I think I put too much... THAWT... Into it..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibasoul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day

#Feeling Desserted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__braindead_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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This ice truck on my way to work.
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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJF_62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Jackie Chan went on a date. What does he say to break the ice?

Hi-ya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What do you call expensive ice?

Overpriced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarrotLife34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?

The driver blamed it on the rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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N-ice-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coalbucket2
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.

They were Basking Robins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?

a Brrrrr-ito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramboton
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What do you call someone whose whole life revolves around ice?

An eskimo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Made my first smoothie but used too much ice.

It kinda sucked...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?

Selling a vacuum in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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An ice cream van crashed in the street today

The whole area is coned off.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube

And I still haven't pooped it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.

But affogatto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozezone
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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How do you make an Ice-T album even cooler?

Put an Ice Cube in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.

It was called Microsoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crom2323
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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If an ice cream van breaks down....

...do they have to put out cones ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What’s Adrianβ€˜s favorite ice cream

Rocky

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.

It’s called Wedding cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaginCajun28
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?

Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truthcopy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Ice Cube
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket

.. Only got 20%Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuisCAG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?

What a desserter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....

.....the mammothematician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My friend got me a cake for my cake day

He asked me what my favorite part of the day was and I replied β€œit was the icing on the cake”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?

It get polaroids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Is there any ice in Leicester?

There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?

I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?

Sure Bert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?

Me: It was my friend Reese.

Her: Huh? how?

Me: Witherspoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?

He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.

But I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?

Talent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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If you lick the icing off a spoon...

Are you defrosting it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivrak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

In sundae school.

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