Bungee Jump Puns

A list of puns related to "Bungee Jump"

My relationship with the woman I met bungee jumping didn't last long.

As we were both on the rebound.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Bungee jumping is so expensive ...

I expected a free fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I’ll never go bungee jumping

A broken rubber is the reason I was born. It’s not going to be the reason why I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why don’t blind people go bungee jumping?

It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugsbunxy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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It's bad to skip school to go out bungee jumping with your friends...

It'll get you suspended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My 17 YO Son is ready for kids:

B: "Hey dad, how many animals can jump higher than a building?"

Me: "I Don't know."

B: "All of them, buildings can't jump."

Me: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yn3russ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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