Chicken Egg Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicken Egg"

I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/memetime66
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The one you ordered first.

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👤︎ u/bonp27
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.

I'll let you know...

Edit: For those that want the results

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they'd break.

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👤︎ u/Hrilmitzh
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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What’s it called when a chicken stops laying eggs?

Henopause

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👤︎ u/NotMandinga21
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Safety. Remember that safety always comes first.

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👤︎ u/TheAverageAlpha
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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When a chicken's egg is being layed, I wonder...

Does it have a bird's thigh view?

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 07 2020
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

Who cares at least one got laid

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👤︎ u/RealRedRanger
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Looks like this chicken likes her eggs sunny side up
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👤︎ u/sine_nomine1859
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Heard of the chicken that couldn't lay anymore eggs?

It was having an eggsistential crisis

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👤︎ u/IAmBlizzy
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call chickens who count their eggs?

A mathamachicken

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👤︎ u/neo-1000
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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An unsatisfied chicken lays in bed smoking a cigarette next to an egg that rolls to its side embarrassed

Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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What do you call it when a chicken is too old to lay eggs?

Henopause

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

I just ordered both online I’ll let you know later.

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👤︎ u/ItzPabz
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on top of a hill?

Eggrolls

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why would a chicken stop laying eggs?

It’s going through Henopause.

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👤︎ u/9w_lf9
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens.

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👤︎ u/Dagusiu
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Where do you settle the case between which came first, the chicken or the egg?

in the food court

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👤︎ u/ItsNotBer
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I have a chicken that can count her own eggs,

She is a MathaMcChicken

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👤︎ u/roxann_007
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.

I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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👤︎ u/dank_chair_memes
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/FlyInSoup
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/DevilRyder
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/P_as_n_Pterodactyl
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The rooster

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👤︎ u/GIJKkk
📅︎ May 03 2020
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I will let you know.

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👤︎ u/robindc_93
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know
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👤︎ u/JohnathanWickers
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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👤︎ u/glidingadmiral
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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Just ordered eggs and a chicken off Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/ThisStupidBot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/shaystibelman
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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I ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/Roxanne_12784
📅︎ May 07 2019
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know...

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I ordered an egg and a chicken of Amazon

I wonder which one will come first

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👤︎ u/SlippTheNipp
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/MagnusCreske
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/ArchaicAlien
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/JN7Pro
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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I ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon.

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/CountryHeart11
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What came first, the chicken mcnugget or the egg mcmuffin.
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👤︎ u/Vagina-TasteTester
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/kjdownie33
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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I ordered a chicken and a egg from amazon

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/dominator481
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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