Spring Chicken Puns

A list of puns related to "Spring Chicken"

As a lad, I was always afraid of water coming from the ground...

I was a spring chicken.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why did the chickens buy a memory foam mattress?

Because they were no spring chickens.

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👤︎ u/SlappyWhite54
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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My dad at a restaurant

My dad actually just said this to a waitress:

"The chicken spring rolls.. Can you get them at any time of the year or can you only get them in the spring?"

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👤︎ u/Jvan747
📅︎ Nov 11 2014
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