What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. “Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?”
The horse said “nay.”
The pig squealed.
Kids want to know why I named my new guinea pig Moresby, well..
Because it’s papa’s new guinea
What do you call a pig that can't drive?
Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:
Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.
What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?
Pigs
Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.
Me: Swine Flu...
(end up getting married to my bae...con)
Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
"Doctor, I've been feeling like a pig."
"How long have you feeling like that for?"
"OH!!!! About a weeeeeeek"
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.
They're building a Hamsterdam.
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
If pigs could fly...
Would the price of bacon go up?
What do you call a band of pigs?
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G)
Hmm
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?
What do you call a pig's karate moves?
Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)
What if pigs could fly?
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
A Totally Not Boaring Fact About Pigs
If a pig loses it's voice...
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
What Do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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