Because they have aldi things I need.
Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts
Why, to buy Aldi food, of course, I replied!
I said "Horse meat? No wonder it's giving me the runs!"
I asked her, 'Why? They're suppose to have Aldi stuff!'
"Look at AL-DI's groceries!"
Then I wait 10 seconds for the roar of laughter and applause to begin.
Even better, when walking by the nuts
"Look at AL-DI's nuts!"
Kid is 3.5 and starting to read. We pulled into the Aldi parking lot this afternoon and he read the words "food market" on the front of the building. Market is kind of a new word for him, so I praised him for sounding it out.
Then I said "Yep! Aldi food market. Because we buy all-di food there."
No response. He just looked at me.
I'm not sure if it's because he didn't appreciate the wordplay or if my dadjoke game is just that weak (but I'm a mom, so I do have a bit of a natural disadvantage, right?).
Aldi.
Because there I can find Aldi things I need.
It can be a Lidl expensive, though.
Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."
Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:
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What supermarket has the most generous portions?
Giant food.
Which one has the most carefully measured portions?
Safeway (safe weigh).
What's the most deceptive supermarket?
Food lion.
And the worst rated one?
Aldi's (All D's).
