These cheesy Aldi puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgroove8
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Aldi
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I shop at Aldi

Because they have aldi things I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanitarium-1
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Look at Aldis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonistoner420
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Do you know why Aldi’s doesn’t sell its own brand of nuts?

Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
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Aldi know how to pun down.
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Aldi never disappoint
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Aldi doing advertising right imgur.com/bUlBcaQ
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Found at Aldi
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Told my 3yo daughter we were going shopping at Aldi. She asked me why.

Why, to buy Aldi food, of course, I replied!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcgeorge
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Everytime I enter an Aldi store

"Look at AL-DI's groceries!"

Then I wait 10 seconds for the roar of laughter and applause to begin.

Even better, when walking by the nuts

"Look at AL-DI's nuts!"

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My wife said Aldi didn't have any nacho cheese...

I asked her, 'Why? They're suppose to have Aldi stuff!'

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I texted my brother about Aldi's having cheap burgers, and he said it's because they use horse meat

I said "Horse meat? No wonder it's giving me the runs!"

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Tried to dadjoke my kid today at Aldi

Kid is 3.5 and starting to read. We pulled into the Aldi parking lot this afternoon and he read the words "food market" on the front of the building. Market is kind of a new word for him, so I praised him for sounding it out.

Then I said "Yep! Aldi food market. Because we buy all-di food there."

No response. He just looked at me.

I'm not sure if it's because he didn't appreciate the wordplay or if my dadjoke game is just that weak (but I'm a mom, so I do have a bit of a natural disadvantage, right?).

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A Scottish Dad joke. How long do you think you’ll be at the Supermarket?

Aldi.

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Why do I shop solely in German stores?

Because there I can find Aldi things I need.

It can be a Lidl expensive, though.

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Man: "Doctor I feel like a supermarket" Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?"

Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."

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You look good today!

Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312284189422649355/623564249452642315/20190917_175833.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakeycd
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Supermarket Jokes

What supermarket has the most generous portions?

Giant food.

Which one has the most carefully measured portions?

Safeway (safe weigh).

What's the most deceptive supermarket?

Food lion.

And the worst rated one?

Aldi's (All D's).

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