A list of puns related to "Martian"
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
Alien versus Redditor.
Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...
With an astro-knot
"Take me to your bleeder."
It was a pretty shit montage
This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.
(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)
A martian fart is green.
Marsmellow
A Wal-Martian. (My daughter made that one up.)
Theyβre Martian to their own beat
The government declared Martian Law.
Me doing a school assignment on the search for extraterrestrial life Dad: Why are you doing a project on Martians?
Me: They're not Martians but they might be Kepler 22b'ns
Dad: Any relation to baked beans?
Did you hear about the Martian Avian vet?
I guess he's an "ill-eagle" alien...
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