A license to Till
Me- “You gave me one too many”
Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”
He was trying to turn a prophet.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
You Dubai something.
They were free of charge.
Went to buy manure yesterday. But the shopkeeper ignored me.
He didn't seem to give a shit.
I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"
And asks the proprietor if she could recommend a bird cage. The shopkeeper replies that she has both plastic and metal varieties.
“Well what kind of metal is used in the metal one?” he asks?
“I’m not sure. Aluminum, I think,” she responds.
“Do you happen to know if it contains any nickel?”
“No, I don’t believe it does,” she answers, looking puzzled.
“Ah,” says the man. “So what you’re saying is that it’s a nickel-less cage.”
"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When my daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When I get home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"
The shopkeeper said to him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "Well, from about September to March."
A customer walks into a television shop and witnesses the shopkeeper trapped in a circle of tvs. All the customer can hear is the man whimpering and exclaiming, "I'm sorry, Im sorry; I won't sell any more of you!" The onlooker approaches and notices all of the tvs are displaying nothing but white noise on their screens, and all seem to be on mute.
"You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."