Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
PrayStation
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
A cross-dresser
That's separation of church and steak.
Gsus
"Well prayed"
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
They got no soul.
Christian Bale
For God's sake.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
It's Christian Braille.
Itβs all about G-sus.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
But I got Holy Ghosted.
r/SubsIFellFor
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
I wish heβd share his Faith with me.
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
AD/BC
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
They also do take away.
Nun
"Well prayed"
Christian Bale
Christian Bale.
Christian Bail
Christian Bale
