That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
PrayStation
A cross-dresser
"Well prayed"
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
Christian Bale.
For God's sake.
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
It’s all about G-sus.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
But I got Holy Ghosted.
r/SubsIFellFor
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
AD/BC
They also do take away.
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
Amen milk.
Faithbook.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
"Well prayed"
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