A truss fund baby.
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
The Appopendox!
There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum
A Civil Serpent.
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
They just couldn’t Barrett.
They had to March first.
Sue-doku.
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...Assad story
The rowmans!
My response is usually "General Lee"
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but I General Lee don't approve
starbucks
So I applied for a General Grant.
But they are General Lee easy to make.
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
One Buck
He lost his dam mind.
A gated community.
I mean, just generally speaking.
Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.
it was always full of Carthinogens.
Confetti-ate soldiers
Because they're people two.
She is nice and polite
A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
It was very civil engineering…
Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"
Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."
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