Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My friend has a lot of knowledge about Islamic festivals.

She's really eiducated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunflower_44
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I just realized what current newborns of the Islamic faith will be called from 2033-2040

Qur’an teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddymcdadjokes
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obaidraf
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How does a Muslim close the door?

Islams it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/33Fanste33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Himnusz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Radical Islam
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What do you call an Islamic cow?

Moohammed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewish_JunkRAT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What would a Muslim pirate say when he finishes an alcoholic drink after an Islam holiday?

Yarrr my rum-a-done!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMDK2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"

Sunni and Shia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pastad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:

Ahmal Shooq-Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
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Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_jupitr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Some insects have converted to Islam in Ecuador's capital.

Mosque Quito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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British weather is a lot like Islam

It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chispica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq.

They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprofiteer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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Have you seen the new sitcom based around the sectarian Islamic takeover of the city of brotherly love?

It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndChanceCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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What do you do when your Islamic dogs won't stop biting?

You muzzle 'em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbyohmystars
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Why wouldn't the Islamic Terrorist drink the glass of wine?

Because it was a Zinfandel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentleman2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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I know Muslims don’t eat pork.

But Islam ok though?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Text messages from my Pakistani father.

http://imgur.com/bQIOGeg

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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throbbin_Goblin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Talking about ISIS with my dad

My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.

Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."

Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"

Grandpa: "Where?"

Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."

Eyerolls and groans everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_crack_nacnac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2015
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Sister got me with this this morning

A little bit of an explanation: in Islam men are supposed to "lower their gaze" to protect the modesty of others. Now onto the joke.

We're driving and we come up to stop light. She looks at me and says

"you should lower your gaze..." And I look back confused "why?" "Because it's changing!" I groaned super hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamza78ch11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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Dad's got a cold sense of humor...

Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MossyMemory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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on farm in latvia

what is this animal

islam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxrepresent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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How does a Muslim close a door?

Islams it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanxdxdxd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it

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