European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
Why did the European win the race?
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.
If other European countries were to leave the EU
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
Did you know that certain rooms in your house can change your citizenship?
If you go to the bathroom, European
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
Which country really controls European currency?
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
If you're American in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom?
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
I have a lot of pain
It's a good job I'm French, otherwise I'd have to pay healthcare...
“Dad, do all European countries drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
Being born in Europe is like going to the bathroom...
...if you're not apoopin', European.
If you live in America, then you're an American except when you're in the bathroom
If you're American outside of a bathroom, what are you inside of it?
When you go into the bathroom you're American. When you leave the bathroom you're American. What are you when you're in the bathroom?
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
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