Iran Puns

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

It would become Weran

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Iraq no phobia...

Heran.

fishlam.

Now all I’m China do is to survive

Running

to get stoned.

Guys, Iran into something

My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.

Five hours Later:

My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"

Me: "Where did you go?"

My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"

I said ‘how does my not running solve anything?’

...and now I'm tired.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

It was “unstable” at its “core”.

...some STIFF competition

Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes

Me: I guess he...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...didn't see that one coming.

(⌐■_■)

Her: ಠ_ಠ

They ran and ran and ran!

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Running.