Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

β€œNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watzit_t00ya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius____
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible

He never Saul Jesus coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.

I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, β€œno, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...”

Haven’t you read Hebrews?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bulbasaur_King
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call food that preaches the Bible?

Billy Graham cracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanlikeyou07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth theist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avigyan_33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Son, take the bible with a grain of salt...

... hence, don't take it as gospel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiskyBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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So, in the Bible, Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him, ultimately getting pregnant...

I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vegus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Who's the best character in the Bible?

Noah, he has the best ark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrodanGnaskar2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The bible is the greatest story ever told.

And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.

You could say it's very prophetable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What car was in bible times?

Honda, because the disciples were all β€˜in one accord.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitterypainter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The priest always skims through the bible on surface

Because the devil is in the details

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why did the pastor put butter in his bible?

So he could spread the word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyrdrink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?

DUDEronomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhjx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wife’s coffee everyday?

Yup, it’s right there in Hebrews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchedgoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What part of the Bible has the most love stories?

Romans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Stop giving children biblical names without Bible lessons

Yesterday I was robbed by Moses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?

Cruci-Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.

I told her not to make it a habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I’m trying to write a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There’s a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What's a bro's favorite book in the Bible?

DUDE-eronomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubdor666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you know the Bible actually predicted that gay parades would be held during the summer?

Pride comes before the fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyrealnoah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What book of the bible do you read on a beach?

The book of psalms trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Who was the most ruthless man in the Bible?

Boas before he got married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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If you build your house on a bible...

Wouldn’t you be living on a prayer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamieee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.

Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enofile
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Paul got his name changed in the Bible...

He never Saul it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.

There was a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I only believe in 12.5% of the bible

I'm an eighth theist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchmybackwalls
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...

That makes me an eighth theist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3chnophile
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I recently wrote a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I only believe in 12.5 percent of the Bible

I guess you can call me an eightheist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyitsnotthatgeiy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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The Bible scares the hell out of me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jake_Kihh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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