Bible Coffee Puns

Haven’t you read Hebrews?

Yup, it’s right there in Hebrews.

Hebrews.

I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”

She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”

So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”

She asked me to make the coffee and I said okay. She then says "you know it says in the Bible that man should make the coffee." I said "oh I didn't know that where?" Without skipping a beat she says Hebrews.

Family in kitchen awaiting breakfast

Dad: "Honey, make me some coffee."

Mom: "Make your own coffee"

Dad: "A women's place is in the kitchen, so you have to make it"

Mom: "No, it says in the bible that men make coffee"

Dad: "It does? Where?"

*Opens bible and points to the book of "HeBrews"

Hebrews

Hebrews.