31 Hilarious Civil Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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👤︎ u/speedoc

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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Everyone keeps saying that after the election there's gonna be a civil war. I disagree.

There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum

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👤︎ u/NotchyCookiez

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

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👤︎ u/OneSidedDice

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

Sue-doku.

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👤︎ u/KCL80

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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This civil war on Syria is really...

...Assad story

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👤︎ u/Bendragonpants

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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I don’t like Civil War jokes

I General Lee don’t find them funny

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👤︎ u/Youngdoorstop

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....

My response is usually "General Lee"

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny

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👤︎ u/F1Fan_00

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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My country just had a horrific civil war.

We won.

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👤︎ u/DJOK9R

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...

general lee marvelous.

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👤︎ u/prunedada

📅︎ Nov 14 2018

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I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns

but I General Lee don't approve

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👤︎ u/ServalSpots

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.

So I applied for a General Grant.

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👤︎ u/newenglandredshirt

📅︎ Dec 14 2017

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Civil War puns might be a little controversial.

But they are General Lee easy to make.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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Did you know that before the civil war

In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede

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👤︎ u/timmyjaymes

📅︎ Sep 26 2018

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Civil War tutandgroan.com/civil-war…

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👤︎ u/tutandgroan

📅︎ May 17 2017

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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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👤︎ u/NeverBob

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.

I mean, just generally speaking.

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👤︎ u/KingBooRadley

📅︎ Aug 16 2017

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Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated

Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.

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👤︎ u/AbjectEra

📅︎ Apr 07 2018

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What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?

Confetti-ate soldiers

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👤︎ u/Skyfi357

📅︎ Jan 21 2018

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My wife is a civil engineer

She is nice and polite

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👤︎ u/marcuccione

📅︎ Nov 20 2017

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I'm considering starting a civil rights group to fight for the rights of biological twins.

Because they're people two.

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👤︎ u/goboatmen

📅︎ Jan 11 2013

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What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.

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👤︎ u/melance

📅︎ Nov 30 2017

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When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short

My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.

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👤︎ u/zac_is_awesome

📅︎ Oct 16 2017

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What do you call a rude civil engineer?

An uncivil engineer.

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👤︎ u/Mgas95

📅︎ Jan 08 2015

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Dad-joked while talking about the civil rights movement

Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"

Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/Magikarp-Army

📅︎ Aug 13 2014

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Studying Civil War history when my dad decided to pitch in.

Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.

Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!

Me: -_____-

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👤︎ u/haycalon

📅︎ Jan 08 2014

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Do you like Civil War Jokes?

I don’t find them General Lee funny.

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👤︎ u/AnPurpleCow

📅︎ Jun 09 2018

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Why don't people like jokes about the Civil War?

They're General Lee not funny.

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👤︎ u/Cjborange

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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Civil War Jokes?

I General Lee don’t find them very funny.

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👤︎ u/PrinceG_

📅︎ Nov 26 2018

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Civil War jokes?

I don't General Lee find them very funny.

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👤︎ u/JakeTheSnake134

📅︎ Nov 17 2017

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