Civil war Puns

A list of puns related to "Civil war"

I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes

People don't general lee find them funny

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👤︎ u/frudedude
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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👤︎ u/AlliedSalad
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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👤︎ u/speedoc
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

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👤︎ u/OneSidedDice
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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This civil war on Syria is really...

...Assad story

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👤︎ u/Bendragonpants
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
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👤︎ u/F1Fan_00
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....

My response is usually "General Lee"

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...

general lee marvelous.

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👤︎ u/prunedada
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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My country just had a horrific civil war.

We won.

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👤︎ u/DJOK9R
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns

but I General Lee don't approve

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👤︎ u/ServalSpots
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.

So I applied for a General Grant.

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👤︎ u/newenglandredshirt
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Civil War puns might be a little controversial.

But they are General Lee easy to make.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Civil War tutandgroan.com/civil-war…
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👤︎ u/tutandgroan
📅︎ May 17 2017
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Did you know that before the civil war

In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede

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👤︎ u/timmyjaymes
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.

I mean, just generally speaking.

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👤︎ u/KingBooRadley
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?

Confetti-ate soldiers

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👤︎ u/Skyfi357
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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Studying Civil War history when my dad decided to pitch in.

Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.

Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!

Me: -_____-

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👤︎ u/haycalon
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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I don’t like Civil War jokes

I General Lee don’t find them funny

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👤︎ u/Youngdoorstop
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Do you like Civil War Jokes?

I don’t find them General Lee funny.

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👤︎ u/AnPurpleCow
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why don't people like jokes about the Civil War?

They're General Lee not funny.

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👤︎ u/Cjborange
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Civil War Jokes?

I General Lee don’t find them very funny.

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👤︎ u/PrinceG_
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Civil War jokes?

I don't General Lee find them very funny.

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👤︎ u/JakeTheSnake134
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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