Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
What is the most sought after nation right now?
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.
One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. “What’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, “This isn’t what I meant!”
My girlfriend is from another nation.
One nation, indivisible....
I have a spouse in a different nation.
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.
What was Oman called before it officially become a nation?
Nancy Pelosi made the most epic dad joke in front of the entire nation.
She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.
All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
Ass-as-a-nation
without the washington monument america would be a pointless nation
What nation everybody knows but it actually doesn't exist?
What's the only nation where anti-vaxxers are welcome?
Name the nation people hate the most
Examination
My dad sent this over on text...
Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?
Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
DOT has the best pun game in the nation. For real doe.
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
The king of a small African nation...
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.
When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.
The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
I'm gonna start a new Muslim nation
I'll call it the Islamic Republic of Marijuana. So no matter what, the citizens there will get stoned.
What do you call a world's sleepiest nation?
Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.
Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.
I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.
Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.
The Jewish nation that replaced palestine is defensive about its existance.
What do you call a nation of Vampires?
Urine-nation would be a great name for urinal installation company
James Bond was sent by his nation's government to multiple other nations where he seduced and slept with women.
Does this mean James Bond was involved in foreign affairs?
Dear United Nations,
Please make 2020 the International Year of Ophthalmology.
Thank you,
Matti_Matti_Matti.
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
i have a girlfriend from another nation? do you know where she's from?
Which nation do people hate the most?
There's a department of United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
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