In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
Heβll be Biden his time!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why hasnβt Joe ran for president before?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
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︎ Nov 13 2020
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..
...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
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