45 Hilarious Pres Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,

...would be preposterous

👍︎ 17k

💬︎

👤︎ u/amar610

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

🚨︎ report

Pre-Christmas

👍︎ 18

💬︎

👤︎ u/MetropolisCourier

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

🚨︎ report

A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor

Doc: “Have you had any surgeries?”

F2M: “Yes. I had appendicitis.”

Doc: “Ah. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”

F2M: “Addadicktome.”

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/shaqdeezl

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

🚨︎ report

Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?

Because there were so many more fans.

👍︎ 9

💬︎

👤︎ u/HeavyEar0

📅︎ Dec 23 2020

🚨︎ report

Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

👍︎ 368

💬︎

👤︎ u/smakattak

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

🚨︎ report

A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

🚨︎ report

i pre-ordered an xbox

I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend

👍︎ 16

💬︎

👤︎ u/Slymood

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

🚨︎ report

Better not buy pre-shredded cheese

Because doing it yourself is grate

👍︎ 117

💬︎

👤︎ u/MyBackHurtsFromPeein

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

🚨︎ report

The U.S. needs to stop selling pre-packaged shredded cheese!

Make America Grate Again!

👍︎ 14

💬︎

👤︎ u/sweetmonkeylove

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

🚨︎ report

There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

👍︎ 12

💬︎

👤︎ u/ImClumZ

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

🚨︎ report

Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?

USB

👍︎ 8

💬︎

👤︎ u/SFLoridan

📅︎ Sep 03 2020

🚨︎ report

Had to remove a load of German names and stuff from my pre-owned iPhone..

..It's Hans free now.

👍︎ 14

💬︎

👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

🚨︎ report

If Pres. Obama did another AMA, can we title it obAMA?

👍︎ 367

💬︎

👤︎ u/yemers12

📅︎ Dec 22 2016

🚨︎ report

Pre pear yourself for a bad pun

👍︎ 28

💬︎

👤︎ u/lotterynote

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

🚨︎ report

Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

👍︎ 7k

💬︎

👤︎ u/Throwawayn019283

📅︎ Dec 24 2018

🚨︎ report

My pun-making card game "Puns of Anarchy" got 4,000 pre-orders thanks to this sub! kickstarter.com/projects/…

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/SnideOctopus

📅︎ Feb 15 2020

🚨︎ report

I'm not a dad yet, so I like to call my dad jokes, pre-dad jokes

Because I have to preheat the oven

👍︎ 21

💬︎

👤︎ u/AestheticEye

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

🚨︎ report

It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.

That’s the start of the grate depression

👍︎ 42

💬︎

👤︎ u/yeezuswasaninsidejob

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

🚨︎ report

Pre shreded cheese

👍︎ 51

💬︎

👤︎ u/FarPrince

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

🚨︎ report

Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/PattersonHoodlum

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

🚨︎ report

Im pre ordering a book

I guess I booked it

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/mrdangwangpang

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

🚨︎ report

Wife was having a pre melanoma removed.

I asked the nurse if they used a melonoma baller to remove it.

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/ronvonjones1

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

🚨︎ report

Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?

The itchy bitchy spider

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/1kings2214

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

🚨︎ report

The pre-daiper era must've been pretty shitty.

👍︎ 4

💬︎

👤︎ u/Sabreblades

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

🚨︎ report

I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

👍︎ 12

💬︎

👤︎ u/bay-to-the-apple

📅︎ Oct 19 2019

🚨︎ report

A great thing about communism is that your value is pre determined...

❤❤❤ And you're priceless ❤❤❤

👍︎ 4

💬︎

👤︎ u/DiabolicPotato

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

🚨︎ report

Two astronauts were fighting during pre-launch

One finally said, "I need some more space!"

👍︎ 6

💬︎

👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

🚨︎ report

You guys liked my previous post about my Dads pre-emergency surgery Dad joke...

Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/btsq5u/my_dad_will_be_telling_dad_jokes_till_the_end/

Well, I remembered something else he said once that I find hilarious (now) that you may also.

When I was a kid my chore was to do the dishes, by hand, after every meal bar holidays when I had help and the week of my birthday. One particular time, I must have been about 15 when I asked my Dad, Why don't we use the dishwasher, its easier and it's right next to me?

In the proud tradition of Dads before him he answered, We are using the dishwasher, now hurry up and quit complaining.

I laugh now in hindsight, and for some reason really enjoy doing dishes by hand.

👍︎ 3

💬︎

👤︎ u/FloatyMcBoatface

📅︎ Jul 22 2019

🚨︎ report

Someone told me their pre-tax income.

It was gross.

👍︎ 5

💬︎

👤︎ u/spinn3