I’m voting for the Rock for president..

Dwayne the swamp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Voting is democracy in action. Not voting is democracy inaction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleazyDutcham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...

He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why does electricity not like voting?

It doesn’t want to elect ron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waxingcresent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I used to be the president of the Voting Sucks club in high school

It was pretty good but I never got re-elected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I’m voting for Hindsight 2020!

Sad American joke. We’re all pretty embarrassed by trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelink1290
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albusbumblecore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I need help creating new voting icons for this sub

Can anyone here draw me an Updog and a Downdog?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbobmanguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What does a horse say when he’s voting against a bill?

Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamantForeskin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My infant son crapped his pants while I was voting today.

He was just fulfilling his civic doodie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdmccabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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If you're voting for trump, you can't be Sidious imgur.com/VqjBVng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splatacus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2015
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They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting

Apparently bakers can't be choosers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weggo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What’s a horse’s primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/longshanks7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Electronic voting machines are easy to hack....

using the right Al Gore Rhythm

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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What does a horse look for when voting?

A stable economy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiron42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Do you know why I'm voting for a block of cheddar this election?

I wanna make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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My Republican mom's voting for the Irish candidate...

Marc O'Rubio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2016
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I know who I'm not voting for.

With a little one on the way I've been training hard.

While leafing through the mail I came across a flyer for my local MP and it was a really terrible picture of the guy. I showed it to my wife saying 'If he's not photogenic, then he's not vote-egenic'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abcSpectacular
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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