The WHO says that once they run out of Greek letters they’re going to start naming variants after galaxies.

First up: the Andromeda Strain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
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Cooks naming countries

If there was a country made surrounded by water, would they call it marination?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boringsapien
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I'm naming my next band Knee Jerk

That way, we're sure to get a reaction.

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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sveil96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I’m thinking of naming my dog β€œKarma”

Because Karma’s bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PL4NE_22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.

She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Naming our future children.

Told my girlfriend I had some ideas for names for our future kids.

First was Penelope for a girl, because I always liked the nickname Penny. Girlfriend thought it was cute and agreed.

Next was Dimitri because it's not too common and sounds artsy. Girlfriend was not much of a fan, but agreed it would sound good with our last name.

Last was Nicholas Levar for a son's name. Named after Santa Claus and Star Trek's Geordi La Forge. I love Christmas and my girlfriend loves Star Trek. Girlfriend shot it down.

At this point I said, "But the nicknames are good! Penny, Dime, and Nick L. We would have 16 cents to our name! It makes cents to me!"

Not sure if she wants to have kids with me now.


EDIT: To the guys saying Dime isn't a nickname for Dimitri, they're MY imaginary kids, I'll call them what I damn want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LADeviation
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My friend is naming his new son Kelvin.

I mean, how cool is that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..

I named mine Gatherer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoverseer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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pun help: naming an Egyptian goose

what do we got reddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalifaxJosh
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Naming your kid Eugene jr. would be one of the best dad jokes

You'd be truly passing down your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyzrul77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My grandfather has this weird habit of naming all the fish he catches.

Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Top class business naming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambpopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Need your help naming my cat!

Hi pun-masters!

I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.

The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!

I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!

I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djieff0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?

"No, but I had grate expectations."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimfel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I regret not naming my baby Richard.

I could've been sending Dick pics all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talkboyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!

Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cougars83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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My wife said a woman in her mom's group was thinking of naming her baby Amazon

"sounds like a prime choice," I replied.

"Heck, that baby could grow up to be a girl on fire," I continued.

"Please stop," my wife said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camram07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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Naming your son Miles is a stupid decision

You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNTL94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Did you hear about the astronomer who lost the star naming contest?

He was given a constellation prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adryhanchurro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?

That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCushAgin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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We decided to keep it a secret that we were naming our daughter Grace, so no one but my wife me heard me say, "Hail Cheri, full of Grace"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchy987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I'm naming my next cat

Sharp - Clawed Van Damme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariaTheCatus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . .

A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. My wife rolled her eyes and the kids didn't get it. I just laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorERink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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Why would naming your daughter Sara Emily guarantee to make her popular?

Because, everyone know Miss Sara E loves company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Naming My Son Ken - Dad Joke

I’m going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like β€œdo you know how to…” I can say, with a smirk on my face, β€œHa do Ken”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DracorexGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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I bought a Chevrolet S10 today, and I'm naming it martin

So now when people ask to see my new vehicle, I can tell them about my S10 Martin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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Indian naming rituals, dad joke from my Dad

Son: Dad how did I get my name? Chief: Well, we name everyone by things we see when they're born, when your sister came into the world we were by a brook so we named her Running Brook, when your brother was born we saw a bear so we named him Running Bear Son: Oh, I get it, Two Dogs Fucking!

He could barely get it out and tells me it weekly, still cackling the whole way through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassethounder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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