[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?
There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.
I always wanted to design and build my own dream home..
But I've no concrete plans yet.
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
Did you know that the military has an officer designated for taking care of restrooms?
Did you hear about the graphic designer's dog?
It was a Dobie, InDesign.
What do you call a designer where not much is known about him?
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.
A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...
The maître d’ says “Get out! We don’t serve your type in here!”
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.
I can’t see it taking off.
I had a job designing ping pong paddles...
It wasn’t very challenging. After all, it wasn’t RACKET science.
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
My son got me good. I build websites for a living. He told me he didn’t like the one I was working on, and I should have let a spider do it.
You know. “Cause spiders are naturally good web designers.”
I wasn't sure if my new airplane design would be successful
but it's really taking off
There is one brand of designer clothes I can't stand at all!
Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...
We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?
He had a complex complex complex.
Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?
It’s the only one that’s always on sail....
Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defense, defeat and detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail.
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...
I left without making a scene.
My coworker sat on a can of glittery paint, designed to look like a toilet.
That was a case of asshole design.
Have you heard about the dog that can design living rooms?
He is an in-terrier decorator.
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
I'd loooove to work as a mirror designer.
I could totally see myself doing it
There was a typeface company that successfully designed upper-case numbers, they were called Capital One.
I designed a never seen before knife...
... it's cutting-edge technology
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.
We got an interior designer off of craigslist, we were skeptical of the outcome but he really knew how to pick the right worksurface for our kitchen
He was very counterintuitive.
What does a depressed interior designer say when he messed up his work?
In college I studied American history and fashion design...
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
What do clothing designers say to their babies?
Guy who designed first handles....
....opened doors to a lot of opportunities.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer
What does a group of racist designers call themselves?
I've been stuck in Rome for a few weeks now...
I'm trying to get out, but all the roads have this weird design flaw...
When I realized how terrible the play was, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?
Found this on my crappy design post
There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.
But they make scents to me
My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device
It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it
Who is a farm animals’ favourite designer?
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
Whacky trouser designs are rather unpopular....
Did you hear about the guy who makes his living by designing cool clothes for dudes?
Yeah, he’s Bro-Fashion Al.
My weird boss has assigned designated bathroom times for each employee, and now it’s my turn.
I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek
Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
If they fell off forwards, they’d just land in the boat.
What do you call a viking graphic designer?
if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
Who designed the round table that all the knights sat at?
Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
A programmer gets sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me
I was designing a belt made of watches but I gave up on it
I designed my very first plushie based on a cute pun!
The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.
I was love at first site.
What do you call an airplane without any designs on it?
I've designed my own 12-step program
I know a guy who sells chairs designed for use in waiting rooms. He has a very high-level position.
He's the chair man of the bored.
Better get that 60+ sonblock on, you never know
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane
I can’t see it taking off
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer
My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.
We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer
I had a conversation with a spider
Turns out he's a Web Designer.
Social Distancing.
Day 5 of social distancing:
I struck up a conversation with a spider today! He was nice, his name is Dave, and he’s a web designer!
My wife said I should take out the spider instead of killing it.
I'm glad I did. We went out. Had a few drinks. Overall good guy. He's a web designer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.
We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.
This should brighten or make your day worst
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. Turns out he’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits
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