I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
A barkitect.
Guess they were the wrong brothers
It's a multistep process with its many ups and downs.
Pa-tent pending
I’m calling it The Ottoman Empire.
Sir Cumference.
...putting their case together.
But that didn't work out so we went to plan bee.
Well, it's only a brototype.
(This joke literally came to me in a dream, I woke up and wrote it down asap. Not sure if it already exists. )
My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!
- I lost my job at the chess factory. I couldn’t work knights.
- I lost my job at the bank. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
- I lost my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
- I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took too many days off.
- I lost my job as a maze designed. I got lost in my work.
- I lost my job as an electrician. I was shocked!
- I lost my job as a psychic. I didn’t see it coming!
- I lost my job at the funeral home. Apparently, the options are “cremation” or “burial,” not “smoking” or “non-smoking.”
- I lost my job as an astronomer. I thought my work was looking up!
- I lost my job as a cyber criminal. I couldn’t hack it.
- I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired!
- I lost my job as a garbage collector. I had no training but I thought I would pick it up as I go.
- I lost my job as a math teacher, same job I’ve had since 2000. That’s 46 years down the drain!
- I lost my job in pool maintenance. It was too draining.
- I lost my job as a fisherman. I didn’t make enough net income.
- I lost my job as a baker. I really kneaded the dough!
- I lost my job as a historian. There was no future in it.
- I lost my job as a tour guide in Australia. I did not have the right koalafications.
- I lost my job at the upholstery repair shop. I may never recover.
- I lost my job as a massage therapist. I rubbed people the wrong way.
- I lost my job as a seamstress. And I tried sew hard.
- I lost my job as a musician. I just wasn’t noteworthy.
- I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need to go back there tomorrow.
- I lost my job feeding giraffes. I just wasn’t up to it.
- I lost my job as a water slide attendant. My career is going down the tubes.
- I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.
- I lost my job as a drummer. I’m sure there will be repercussions.
- I lost my job as a pole vaulter. I'll never get over it.
- I lost my job as a pet groomer. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
- I lost my job as a pastry tester. That job was a piece of cake.
- I lost my job as a mirror inspector. I could see myself doing that for a long time.
- I lost my job as a yoga instructor. I bent over backwards for them.
- I lost my job at Dunkin. It’s ok, I was fed up wit
They are super visors
It's a complex complex complex.
They both use models.
But I decided to be the bigger man.
so we went in a bar, had a few beer's it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer
Because you’re not a model citizen.
Instead of being rated for mileage, they’re rated for iRolls (eye rolls).
He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day.
It's a relatively untapped market
It'll be called the iVan.
A palm-egranate
I left without making a scene.
Stop paying for them to get an art degree.
Our annual white elephant party is coming, and I want to make a gift for someone named Joel. Last year was a mug with a “Holy Joely Christmas” design. What Christmas-themed “Joel” puns ya got?
Focus
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Ubisoft
He's a web designer
It's very hard to find good grounding
So I took him out, we had a few drinks, turns out he's nice guy. He works as a web designer
He never actually did any of his homework
No one gives a crap.
It was pointless.
That’s legend-ary
Sir Cumference.
Went out, had a few drinks, great guy, apparently he's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. Apparently he’s a web designer…
