What a train ride of emotions finding a neglected train but also a quality pun
After Finding Nemo, how did Dory make money?
In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.
My friend Earl has a wife that is a bit obsessive about finding the total number of things in her everyday life...
A Man in a hotel has trouble finding his room, goes down to the front desk and asks ' Excuse me, can you tell me what room I'm in please ? '
Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.
I asked my friend how he’s finding work as an elevator attendant
He says it has it ups and downs.
What’s worse than finding a caterpillar whilst eating an apple?
He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Your entire family dying in a fire....
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.
It’s called The Flounder.
I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...
I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
Finding Nemo was good but seriously talking animals?!
The premise, the movie, Nemo, it was a little fishy.
I asked my eye surgeon if he has had a hard time finding work.
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...
Every night I put my cellphone in charging and I wake up finding it in another room.
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration ?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?
What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.
What did Julius Ceasar say upon finding out his friend slept with an unattractive person?
He just needs help finding tools
Keep finding notes to Self,
I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.
Filling out a report at work... and finding ways to amuse myself while doing so
Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...
Finding the right analogy is as hard as
...it's as hard as...
It's just really difficult
I'm having trouble finding a gym I like.
I think I should start to weigh my options...
I notified police after finding dozens of smashed porcelain figures in a rice paddy
They said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Finding out you have stage 4 cancer
Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy...
However, that’s not the case
Finding where M starts in the dictionary was incredibly challenging.
I went through L to get there.
Got talking to a very cool old man. After finding out he was from England, a World War Two vet and has spent the last thirty two years in the states I had to ask..
Me: so what brought you to the states?
Him: An airplane.
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half a worm in an apple!!!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite of?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
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