Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.

It’s called The Flounder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Finding Nemo was good but seriously talking animals?!

The premise, the movie, Nemo, it was a little fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baldricks_plan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Watching Finding Nemo with my dad and little bro when...

Setting: movie theater during the "fish are friends" scene; aka heavy talking

(Dad) psst

(Me) what

(Dad) where do fish go to have a drink

(Me) not able to hear dialogue Idc shhhh

(Dad) a can-tuna

(Me) goddammit

EDIT: Thanks for getting me to the frontpage of /r/dadjokes for a day! I'm glad you all benefitted from my pain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneSeeker777
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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The movie Finding Nemo is actually really deep

You know, because it's in the ocean and all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMorlonelycat
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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Nemo isn't selfish! He's just trying to find himself. Come on :D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies β€œI just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says β€œOkay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”

Dad asks β€œWhat movie were you watching?” The son replies β€œFinding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then sais β€œOkay, okay. We were watching porn”

Dad said β€œWhat?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says β€œWow. He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavralex04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..

I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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I just can't eat sushi again, I saw a documentary about sushi that changed my mind about it.

Finding Nemo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podcastman
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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Dad joked on family movie night

this was years ago, I had forgotten until it came up in conversation today. when Finding Nemo came out on DVD most of us hadn't seen it, and my oldest sister was home from her first year in college. my mom gets all excited to have a Disney movie night for old time's sake and makes a big deal about it.

so we all get settled with popcorn and all, and the movie begins. if you haven't seen it, the first scene is a bit tragic... to refresh people's memory, a barracuda attacks the soon-to-be parents and eats the mom and unhatched eggs. this is probably less than 5 minutes into the movie.

it's dead quiet in the house as Marlin swims around yelling for his mate and looking in the now empty spot where their eggs were hidden. He sees the lone surviving egg on the ocean floor and swims to it. honoring his deceased mate's wishes, he names his only child "Nemo"

instantly my dad stands up, turns off the TV and says "Ha! I found him! that was fun." and walks away.

tl;dr: my dad beat the whole family in a game of "Finding Nemo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjswitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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He always gets me.

So it's 5pm and I start talking to my dad about dinner, because it always takes ages to decide. Over the next hour and a half, he proceeds to ignore all dinner planning conversation. It comes down to a heated conversation in the kitchen where I begin dramatically shaking his shoulders and asking 'Don't you remember me starting this conversation NEARLY TWO HOURS AGO? Do you REMEMBER?! TWO HOURS! I am DYING!' My dad smirks. 'Hi dying, I'm..' at which point I begin my dramatic eyeroll... '...Dory!'. Pause.

'Do you get it? Like Finding Nemo.'

'...yeah dad. I got it.'


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πŸ‘€︎ u/theChristy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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