I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
Why are birds so hard to identify?
Because they are always in da sky’s.
What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
What is it called when you can’t identify a red bird?
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
I kicked my lad out because he told me he now identifies as a cow
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
How can you identify a dogwood tree?
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
How do you identify the gender of an ant?
If it sinks, it's a girl ant If it floats, it's buoyant.
Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
I can always identify people who have a hard time counting to 10.
They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
My father identifies as a woman, but he never told me about it
He wasn't being very trans parent.
People who identify as hay can now get married.
They just have to find a bale bondsman.
I want to talk to you guys about how I would really like to identify as a type of writing font
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
I identify as a male goose
I guess that makes me transgander.
I bet my friend I could identify any bird. He pointed to one and said, "What about that?"
I told him, "Yup,definitely a bird."
I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.
My Friend Told Me He Identifies As A Broadcasting Radio Station
I told him “You can’t be Sirius”
I identify as a measurement of speed...
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
How do dogs identify each other?
A man is walking in the woods. He sees three holes filled with water and something he couldn't identify. All could say was
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
I sexually identify as the number 2
I guess you could say I’m non-binary
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
How does a quantum computer identify itself?
How did the upbeat witness identify the ghost?
Canadians are easy to identify.
You can spot them from 1.6 kilometres away.
My driving examiner asked me to identify the number plate.
I said, "You idiot, plate isn't a number."
What do you call a person who identifies as a gourd?
How does one identify a dog?
It is easy to identify the right side up for a Canadian bee.
Not so much for a US bee, however.
How do you identify Moroccan food?
It makes noise when you shake it.
I identify as an invisible father.
"If you are not here please identify yourself"
He'd say this "catch 22" phrase to us kids before every car ride... smh
Got called up to identify something...
I run upstairs to identify something and my mom has it cornered. I look at it and say it's a baby spider! My mom says no it's a big Ant. My dad walks by and says maybe it's an uncle. I look at him and he just smiles and nods. Smh
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.
I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.
I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
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