A list of puns related to "Gettysburg"
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
1195 Baltimore Pike #100, Gettysburg, PA 17325
Because I am washing-a-ton
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
As we're passing through Gettysburg:
My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.
Me: Oh yeah?
My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address
This morning, my wife and I were driving and we passed a certain street which excited my wife. She then turned to me and said, "Oh look, it's Gettysburg! I would like to live there someday."
With a grin, I replied, "Then we'd have a Gettysburg address."
Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.
Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!
Me: -_____-
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