"Dada write my name on it!"

Sure kid, I can do that...

http://i.imgur.com/TNUJEnm.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDDDIY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Dada Joked My FiancΓ© Last Night

FiancΓ© and I are walking down the stairs when I say something silly and she hits me.

Me: ASSAULT!

She stops in the middle of the staircase and throws back her head in a disgusted sigh...

Her: Go ahead... Say it...

Me: A PEPPER!!!

Edit: was supposed to be "Dad Joked".. Somehow it autocorrected to "Dada"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehOJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?

They store it in dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSregor
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?

To scan da navy in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benfh
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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My Son came up to me this morning and said "Don't be sad".

Cuz "sad" backwards is "das". And das no good.

So proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idiotninja
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Daniel is a gardener and lion...

so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaboio
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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*to the tune of Batman theme song*

da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladyraptorclawz
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, β€œCan you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."

β€œThey’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?

Nothing, he lived in da-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?

It's because all his grades where under da c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBum80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnifdoog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Did you hear about the new socialist bank?

It’s called Das Kapital One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told β€˜that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My wife asked me to help her wrap presents...

So I started doing my best human beatbox impersonation.

"Yo! Yo! Presents in da hizzzzzzz!"

She wasn't as amused as I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?

Now he's the man-da-lorry-in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redenno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A joke isn’t really a dad joke

until it’s fully groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johannes_Cabal_NA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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The three unwritten rules of life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbableWheat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

Da feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTyster2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.

Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What’s the opposite of defeat?

Da hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedge__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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You need a pilots license before you become a spy.

After all, you'll be in da skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukuleloser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How do you top a car?

Tep on da bwake tupid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call a melodramatic space alien?

An An-drama-da Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pstryder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?

Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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You wanna know what I don't like about babies?

They're all born with da fetus attitudes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why are birds so hard to identify?

Because they are always in da sky’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imsorrybatman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?

Because they live in da Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippy-puppy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call a gay Mexican peeping tom?

Peeko-da-guyo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffnubs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robert_brownie-jr
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What kind of diapers does Sidney Crosby wear?

Da pens

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Cheese shop exploded...

Da Brie everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The cheese shop next door exploded this morning.

Da Brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaglecratch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory

Da brie was all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nthensome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

Everyone was hit with da Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Cheese shop exploded...

Da Brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oztourist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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