Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

They had a crush on each other

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Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...

Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.

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Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?

They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor

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