Dad Jokes Reddit Puns

That's karma for ya

But you have probably already read it.

But I joke other places, too.

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“Hm, that’s a good question, son. I think I have an idea.”

“Okay, dad. What is it?”

“You should post a story about an old man tying balloons to his house to fly away and a Boy Scout joining him as they float down to South America.”

“Why would I post that, dad?”

“Because then when people like it, you’ll get a lot of Up votes.”

What have you got?

It couldn't be father from the truth

Yes

As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.

Thanks for making my dream come true.

But no pun-in-ten-did

Dad hands me a candy, me: "Wonderful!"

Dad hands me another candy, dad: "Two-derful!"

This just happened. Help.

It was a piece of cake.

"Guys, we're here to talk about ramp art"

He kinda knows what reddit is, but he always sees me on it. He saw me looking at the Kermit the Frog meme.

Him: Is that Kermit? Me: Yeah. Him: Hes on Reddit? Me: Yeah. Him: Shouldn't he be on Ribbit?

LOLOL

So I saw this in a reddit comment section. The post was an image of a map that had red marks on it. the red marks represented certain events. ( I am also colourblind and i'll have to agree with Guy1 )

Guy1: as a colourblind person i can't see shit

Guy2: check the toilet, they are pretty much all the same.

So this was a really lame joke but it still craked me up.

Picture of the comment: http://imgur.com/FYPPeEl

[Its name is Snoo.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vrivy/what_is_your_best_i_cant_believe_i_never_noticed/ceva0sg)