Neil deGrasse Tyson Puns

A list of puns related to "Neil deGrasse Tyson"

Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.

Yup. His name is Moe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batnuna
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Video title: Neil deGrasse Tyson defends Elon Musk smoking Weed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saiib0t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dad joke

If the Chicago Bears moved to Detroit, then Detroit would have the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh MI!

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Wife of Neil Degrasse Tyson: I love you, Honey.

Neil Degrasse Tyson: Your presence makes my dopamine and oxytocin levels higher too.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Neil deGrasse Tyson strikes again twitter.com/neiltyson/sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted a Dad joke!

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/statuses/429325051679084544

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Neil deGrasse Tyson gets out-dadjoked by his daughter.

Here's the link. Enjoy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Dad nuked us with this one last night while watching Cosmos

Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GustavBahler
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