If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $8.40.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vintagepatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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50 cent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ki00b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

Edit: I genuinely didn’t know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,

I'd have $7.20 right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustMy2Coppers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I was going to make a 50 cent joke

But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_da_skeet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?

45 Cents.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.

I thought, β€œWow, what a cheapskate!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgold4428
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?

Da club

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.

He says that 'he got the magic stick'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

A: 200 Dollars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didn’t get any money back.

Some people never change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxiousuoixna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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50 cent is 10x better than nickleback
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpeedDemon117
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinteln
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents

Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hishernia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?

Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars

It doesn’t make any cents

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My daughter asked me if she could go to a 50 cent concert...

I gave her a dollar and said, β€œtake your brother too”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $6.30.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.

That's Ludacris.

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