Cent (currency) Puns

A list of puns related to "Cent (currency)"

Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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👤︎ u/mahlerguy2000
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.

It’s no coincidence.

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👤︎ u/LongneckBottles
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I’m the repairman for the paper currency machine.

My job doesn’t make cents.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Even with new types of currency we still carry coins which have been around for ever.

In a cents, money never changes

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👤︎ u/SkyFoxAlchemy0913
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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If intelligence was a currency...

Would it be called "common cents"?

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👤︎ u/sonicbash206
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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Tere should be a universal currency

It's common cents!

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👤︎ u/Zxorac
📅︎ May 11 2014
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On a trip to Switzerland, Sister Came up With This Gem

We were collecting all the left over currency we had and giving it to my father so he could store it. My sister mentioned she had a few coins. My father said he didn't want any cents, just franks. My sister replies: But don't you want frankincense? (frank an' cents)

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👤︎ u/therealcardshark
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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