If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I’d have $8.40.
What music concert costs only 45 cents?
It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.
Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry
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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.
But he was Nicholas.
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
she got a nickleback
I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.
It was a real paradigm shift.
50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.
The steaks have never been higher.
Every day I give a few cents to charity.
I like making small change.
My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.
He goes by Pennywise
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Edit: I genuinely didn’t know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
These puns don't make too much cents v.redd.it/c2yfv79p5lx41
He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
...Only 45 cents
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I’d have $6.30.
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
