Why was Einstein kicked out of the kitchen?
Because of his incessant experiments on the effect of gravity on thyme
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︎ May 31 2021
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding?
Because time was relative
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︎ May 10 2021
Itβs hard to believe that it has been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.
It seems like only yesterday.
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︎ May 22 2021
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person
I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...
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︎ Mar 13 2021
It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa
Even his marriage was relative
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︎ Nov 29 2020
TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, itβs all relative.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name wasβ¦"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"
The professor replies. "Relatively."
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Whatβs the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Did you know that Einstein invented a new way to swim?
It was a stroke of genius!
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!
Einsteinβs dad: Damn son, itβs about time.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What did Einstein say when his student touched his watch strap
"Don't mess with the fabric of time!"
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︎ Dec 02 2019
One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...
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︎ Nov 22 2019
You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank
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︎ Mar 21 2021
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.
All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I just found out that Einstein was a real person...
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person
I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person
I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist
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︎ Mar 11 2021
We all know Albert Einstein is a genius
But his brother Frank is a true monster
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︎ Feb 23 2021
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.
This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...
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︎ Jan 29 2021
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.
I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I canβt believe itβs been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.
It seems like just yesterday.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person...
...I had always thought he was just a theoretical physicist.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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︎ May 02 2020
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
What do you call a handjob from Albert Einstein?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Most people know Albert Einstein was a genius
But they forget his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Einstein finally finished his space theory
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︎ May 02 2020
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
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︎ May 30 2020
Albert Einstein was a Genius
His father Frank was a monster.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Einstein developped a theory about space
and it was about time too...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
....but his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a true monster
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist
His name was Frank Enstein
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