Why was Einstein kicked out of the kitchen?

Because of his incessant experiments on the effect of gravity on thyme

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding?

Because time was relative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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It’s hard to believe that it has been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!

See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsozso01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeik5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?

It was a real stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa

Even his marriage was relative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharth_pillai
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.

For both, it’s all relative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSujith_16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"

The professor replies. "Relatively."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?

Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........

a fart smella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Did you know that Einstein invented a new way to swim?

It was a stroke of genius!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What did Einstein say when his student touched his watch strap

"Don't mess with the fabric of time!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aslah_Faizi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...

It was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank

Was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...

Was a monster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I just found out that Einstein was a real person...

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsNotDalton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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We all know Albert Einstein is a genius

But his brother Frank is a true monster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverElegant2302
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclev91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I can’t believe it’s been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namnrocinu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person...

...I had always thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talorn_Celeron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a handjob from Albert Einstein?

A stroke of genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Most people know Albert Einstein was a genius

But they forget his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shanisasha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Einstein finally finished his space theory

It's about time.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Albert Einstein was a Genius

His father Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrathchilde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Einstein developped a theory about space

and it was about time too...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

....but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shortout711
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a true monster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPurpose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist

His name was Frank Enstein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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