Quantum mechanics Puns

A list of puns related to "Quantum mechanics"

I would tell a joke about quantum mechanics...

But if you saw it, it wouldn't be as good

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👤︎ u/djbodford1
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why do dad jokes about quantum mechanics never work?

You cant know if theres a punch line or a punch wave

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👤︎ u/Innarhythm
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Understanding Quantum Mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
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👤︎ u/DisRuptive1
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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You know what bugs me about quantum mechanics?

They charge $500 to "fix" a bunch of stuff that probably wasn't even really wrong with your atom in the first place.

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👤︎ u/MathAndMirth
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What's the problem with quantum mechanics?

When your car breaks down, they can't fix it because they know exactly how fast it's moving.

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👤︎ u/scshunt
📅︎ Jun 11 2015
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You know who repairs atoms?

Quantum Mechanics

My dad just shared this with me.

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👤︎ u/ASD_Project
📅︎ Oct 16 2016
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