An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
Why can’t you like an atom? ⚛️
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
What did the atom do when he got bored?
Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.
Turns out it was no laughing matter.
How do we know that atoms are Catholic?
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
What fish has two sodium atoms?
Why can’t you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
I don't trust what atoms say...
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
Why can’t you trust an Atom?
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
You should never trust atoms
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
You shouldn't trust atoms
Why can’t atoms be trusted?
Because they make up everything.
Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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