Basement Puns

And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”

A Whoarder!

I hope it is a big cellar.

"C4 yourself".

...isn't it a magma lamp?

It was a best cellar.

with baited breath.

I told her, I just can’t Lego of the memories.

Because it’s swedished

I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"

Or at least I thought they were vegans. They kept shouting "Lettuce leaf!"

Don’t worry, I noah guy.

Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."

I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

I hope it makes the New York Times Best Cellars list.

Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"

Oh well, c'ellar vie.

They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.

So they can B1 with the building.

Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"

Me: Hey dad, is there a broom I can borrow? This vacuum sucks.

Dad: That's what it's supposed to do!

I asked him if everything was ok, he looks at me and says:

"I just need a vent"

I have no idea why everyone keeps telling me to take them.

Well played, pops.

Addicts in your basement.

Dad was being awfully noisy knocking thing around in the basement.

I yelled down, "Dad! What are you up to??"

He replied, "Oh...about 5 foot 8!"

My brother and I were helping my dad clean out the basement when my brother found an interesting extension cord.

Brother: "Hey, this extension cord has two male ends!" Dad: "Huh, well that's queer."

...An international best cellar.

is a low-cation.